Christmas Tumblr

I woke up on Christmas Day and me and my family were opening presents. The last present I opened was a bright yellow pair of sweatpants, they had the red Carmex logo on them and a red drawstring. I was ecstatic and put them on, and my big, silent, angry looking dad said in a monotone voice, “All hoes do is charge their phones and put on Carmex.” Then I woke up.